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Q: Why did the teacher go to the opticians?
A: She couldn't control her pupils

Three people were applying for a job and this is how it went in the interview (each of them is interviewed separately):
Boss to 1st Applicant: Look at me and tell me what do you notice.
1st Applicant: You have no ears.
The Boss gets angry and the 1st applicant does not get the job.
Boss to 2nd Applicant: Look at me and tell me what do you notice.
2nd Applicant: You have no ears.
The Boss also gets angry and the 2nd applicant also does not get the job. After coming out from the room he advices the applicant not to tell the boss anything about his ears.
Boss to 3rd Applicant: Look at me and tell me what do you notice.
3rd Applicant: You are wearing contact lenses.
Boss to 3rd Applicant: That is very nice. Tell me how did you know?
3rd Applicant:Well, you certainly can't wear specs as you have no ears!

Optician: "How far away from you is your work"
Patient: "It's just ten minutes down the road"

Patient to Optician:
"I want three pairs of spectacles one for distance, the other for reading and the last one to LOOK after the two"

Sign in an opticians window:
"If you don't see what you are looking for, you've come to the right place".

A traffic police stopped a young lady and asked for her driving licence...
Traffic Police: "Miss...it says here that you have to wear glasses while driving, why are you not wearing them?".
Miss:"But I have contacts!".
Traffic Police:"I don't care whoever you know, you have to pay the fine!".

A man walks into the optician's and complains that he can't see distant objects. The optican takes him outside and points up to the sky and asks what the man can see up there. "The Sun" replies the man..."Well how far do you want to see?" asks the optician.

Customer: How much does a pair of spectacles cost?
Optician: $100
Customer: What if I buy to pairs, How much would a second pair cost?
Optician: The second pair would cost only $80
Customer: Okay, I'll take the second pair!

Small thing...big difference...
Primary colours are Red , Green and Blue , adding two primary colours produces another colour.
Never put on green filter shades while driving as green filter and the red traffic light will appear yellow, otherwise there will be a BANG!...An accident!!!